This never really happens, but I feel compelled to make my third post of the day… to comment on the Michael Jackson verdict. Now, most of you who know me may be thinking, “But wait, Duane, I thought you didn’t care”; don’t let go of that. I really don’t, but I feel the need to say something that I have felt all along about this whole thing:
Michael Jackson is freaky. He has had a F-ed up life, and if anyone is going to be crazy and in bed with little boys, it is probably him. I never thought he did anything, because have you ever seen him? HE IS A LITTLE BOY!!!!
But seriously, if he did, or didn’t, touch boys, is now hear’say. No need to worry about it any more. All I am going to say is: Let’s not have a rush of little boys spending the night at Neverland from here on out, okay? I believe that the naivete’ of these parents should have worn off by now, and this is by no means a call to reinstate it.
All in all, this all means only one thing: Michael can go back to his crazy life, being crazy, and being the Wacko Jacko we all know and love. Hopefully he will have enough money to live the rest of his life without coming out with any more records… for my sake, at least.
And that is really all I want to say about Michael “Wacko Jacko on his Backo” Jackson.