I HATE mosquitoes. I hate them. I am from NC, where, in some parts of the state, you can actually ride them they are so big. And yet, I think that they are worse here in Atlanta. I went to school at ECU, which is right on the Tar River, and again mosquitoes are a big problem. But still, worse in Atlanta.
I normally wouldn’t mention such silliness, but this morning, when I got in my car to come to work, I looked in my rear view mirror to back out of my driveway, and I saw a mosquito sitting on my forehead!!! I swatted it, and then, when I looked again, he was sitting on my cheek!!!
Not only did that fucker bite me twice on the forehead, he bit me on the cheek. Well, of course I slapped myself Joan Crawford style across the face, and managed to kill the sucker, but still! 3 times on the face?? In the morning??? That let’s you know that the mosquito thing has gotten a little out of control. Thank GOD we do not have malaria here, or I would be at home with the night sweats and high fever, as we speak.
But, perhaps in a twist of pre-vindictiveness, I came out to my hot ass car yesterday after work, only to find a dead mosquito sitting on the driver’s seat. It was so hot, that he must have suffocated… serves the bastard right… I bet he was waiting in there to bite me on my way home!
Damn you mosquitoes!
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