perhaps the butchest thing I have ever done

You know, they always say that you have to be able to change a tire to consider yourself a man, and as of today, I can cross that one off of my list. I came out to notice that my poor little car had a flat, and I decided the best way to handle that would be to take it off, and take it in to a tire shop. That required that I: jack up the car (oh you manly brute!), screw off the lug nuts (look at those muscles), pull off the tire (*girlish scream*), and put air in it to test it out (several women, and other gay men, just fainted). I actually am kind of proud of it, and I felt the need to kick something, spit, and or drink a beer right after I was finished.

But honestly I never need an excuse to drink beer; who does? But any way… I felt the need to document this little achievement in my manhood-ness… and I think that my lesbian friends will agree… this firmly cements my lesbian-hood-ness as well. (was the use of hood appropriate in there?)

Update: This is the FIRST, absolute first, time that I have ever had a flat, AND the first time that I have ever gotten car work done; and it was free!!! Bonus!

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