Now, those of you that read the blog may remember the day that I got all pissy at people that look at you when you come in from the rain, notice that you are drenched to the core, and exclaim, “It’s really coming down out there!”. No shit, Sherlock. Luckily, no one has said that to me today. Perhaps, that is because I punched out one more notch on my official lesbian card, and bought a really nice North Face coat today. I even got it on sale and everything; even though the outlet mall excursion proved to have no North Face outlet, and no purchase of said coat, after all. Now, I can stay all warm and snug in my new Varius Guide jacket (see the picture, isn’t it pretty?) In true “gay boy” indecisiveness, I only had to ask two people’s opinions like 300 times. I am almost sure I got the right thing. Now, all I need to do, is stock up on my flannel, go to a few more Indigo Girls concerts, and send off for that mail order pussy, and I will be that much closer to becoming a full-fledged lesbian. I can’t wait.
You know it is a slow day when all you think about is a new coat purchase; that, and realizing that you don’t know the address to send your father’s birthday card to, since your parents have either moved, or are in the process of moving. Now I have to call home and get that address… hope the phone number is still the same! Hope everyone is having a dry Tuesday (which totally feels like Monday); if I think of anything else, you know I will bring it right to you.
Uhm, not to burst your bubble, but don’t you have to be into chicks to be a lesbian?
A North Face? In Georgia? Really?
snicker…. You said the p word….
Yeah and own a U-Haul to be ready for use on the second date…
You don’t have to be into chicks to be a lesbian, like most of us know, you can “knight” people to make them gay or lesbian. I have “knighted” many of my straight friends, and now they are officially “gay”. They do get certain rights, only around me are they allowed to call me the “F” word. So if you have your knight-hood then you’re all good, but filling out your lesbian card helps, I think having both makes you full fledge…I should check that out (www.becomeafullfledgelesbiannow.com).
I own that North Face jacket… exact one, exact color. Don’t you wish you lived in Michigan! Oh and I don’t think there is enough flannel out there to make you look like a lesbian… well do you have a mullet? Just saying.
Oddly enough it’s raining here in Sydney today. All I can say is, it’s really coming down out there.
Well it’s nice and dry here. We haven’t had rain in almost 4 months. Are you gonna get a nice new pair of Birkenstocks when Spring rolls around? I know I am, my old pair is all worn out. : )
What!? No birkenstock sandals?! What kind of half-assed lesbian are you!?
:: Indigo Girls; HAR! ::
Nice! I’d just read your blog last night before going out. It was pouring down and I had no coat or umbrella and I got soaked and thought of you warm and dry in your North Face.
great looking jacket. Even better that it will keep you dry in this madness we call RAIN.
Am so sick of the rain.
i am so proud of you Duane, what… it only took you like 5 or 6 years after meeting me to start collecting lesbian apparel? we could have put you on this journey long ago. i mean, come on.. i am sure i made you listen to ani and melissa enough to get you started on the long lovely road to lesbianism..