I love how much everyone loves my kitchen and my new IKEA task lighting! Thanks for the props ya’ll! Perhaps I should take my ass back to school for interior design or some shit, and go to work as an interior designer! I could get a show on HGTV. It would be fabulous. Hey wait a second, that actually is an idea! JOB OF THE WEEK!!
Anyway… I took some pictures while I was at IKEA yesterday, because I love how much shit they have there and how they group it, and one of my favorites (not because of the quality, but because of what it is/represents) was the one pictured here. I remember when I was younger, and so many people would call me a “faggot”, I know, sad right? But, I also remember how teachers used to say that I shouldn’t let that bother me, because all a faggot is, is a bundle of twigs, sticks, or branches bound together. Well, let me just say that no matter how much you say what the true meaning of the word is, hearing it as an expletive doesn’t make me think of the woods; if you know what I am saying. But nowadays, being that I am the out and proud homo you see shining before you, I feel like I have gained some sort of ownership of the word; and when I saw this display, I couldn’t resist. So, without further adieu, I pay homage to the true faggots in the world. And get this, IKEA has the gall to charge us for the damn things! Can you truely put a price on a good faggot? (That doesn’t mean that I don’t secretly want to buy a big ass vase and get as many faggots as I can to fill it).
For the record, I could continue on with this all day; yes, I am that juvenile. So just sit back, and enjoy! Faggot, faggot, faggot!
THIS, by far, is the faggotiest post I have ever done!
faggots burn hotter when you heat them up!
At least we all now know that being a faggot means being fabulous! I feel bad for all the non-faggots out there.
That post was SO GAY!!
Very nice image you flaming homo faggot!
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Jay, big gay flaming homo faggot, Jay
LOL.
I love that the faggots have invaded IKEA. Now Home Depot’s got a competition on the faggotiest place title.
It’s not the real meaning of something but the reasoning by which someone uses the word. One person could call me sensitive and I wouldn’t care but then another person might in a really awful way and it would hurt.
Don’t the British call cigaretts fags? I don’t smoke, but have have smoked a few fags in my life.
…a big ass vase and get as many faggots as I can to fill it.
That sentence bears very carefull reading, miss one word and it’s a completely different sort of post. I’m just sayin’.
If Ikea there is anything like Ikea here, it’s wall to wall faggots. So much so that it prompted a friend of mine once to quip “It’s like shopping for furniture at the Albury! [The Albury was once Sydney's most famous gay pub]“
I read somewhere once about how gays started being called faggots because people used faggots to, well, burn them at the stake (like witches). Not sure if it’s true or not, and I’m way too lazy to look it up, but thought I’d just throw that in there for ya. You big ol’ faggot you. Kisses!
I think it’s terrible that IKEA is selling faggots, what kind of message is that?. It’s nearly 2006, I thought we were beyond this sort of thing. And what’s worse, you know those are imported faggots, not even from the U.S.
Anyways, happy holidays to you.
I was once in an IKEA in a suburb where there weren’t any visible fags besides those being sold (and not the charge per hour kind!). It was like I was in another planet. Kind of like a Gap with no gay employees… It’s a twilight zone… LOL.
This post is beyond GAY… it’s “ghaye”. With accent… Yup.
Oooh… that sounds kinky!
If this is a juvenile post, does it make me juvenile cuz i laughed?
Uh huh, IKEA let you took pictures when you were there. Last time I did an assignment on IKEA, I wasn’t allowed to take pics because they were worried that someone would copy their idea and such. Bummer.
Anyway, why did your teacher call you a faggot? I mean of all the labels out there, faggot? Tsk tsk tsk.
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