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fixing our wireless, and will someone please smack this ass?!

This past weekend, me and several friends ventured out to a new (as in, we had never been there new) bar called BJ Roosters for a friend’s birthday. He said that they normally had go-go dancers on Saturday night, but as it turns out, they had them on Friday night as well. While the whole [...]

reproductive fluids

I am taking Anatomy II this semester, and unfortunately, as with part one, there is a weekly 3 and a half hour lab that goes along with the course. So far, the lab hasn’t been that bad, albeit, it has been a little boring, because you really can’t “teach” anatomy, you just kind of go [...]

four years… and one month

James and I were talking this week about what we wanted to do today, to celebrate our four year anniversary. It dawned on my just yesterday (!), that in actuality, our four year anniversary was LAST MONTH. So, here’s to four years and one month, since we both somehow forgot that our four year anniversary [...]

time to cool off with a laugh

Things have been pretty heated around here for a couple of days, so I thought I would share a few laughs today to hopefully cool things down. This clip is hilarious; and I can’t stop watching it! Thanks to David and Joey for introducing me to it. I’m 100% 50/50 that this was awesome! Pardon [...]

Why me? Dammit, Coke, you’ve done it again!

I can’t believe that this is happening again. Why me? It is becoming more and more clear, that I must have a target painted on my chest that says, “hey Coca-Cola, feel free to fire at will.”. Alas, unfortunately, what I speak of is not the first betrayal of my trust in tasty beverages. Coke [...]

fielding questions in the grocery store

Last night, after the gym, James and I stopped off at the Publix to pick up some necessities (i.e., booze), and I hear this woman behind me say, “excuse me gentlemen”. I usually don’t pay attention to people in places like the grocery store, because chances are, they aren’t talking to you, and you look [...]

hey troops:

Here’s what we Americans have to say about respect, honor, and your service for our country: FUCK YOU! Enjoy your extended stay in HELL! BWUAHAHAHAHAHA! Great news, and support, courtesy of Mr. Robert Gates; true supporter of the troops and visionary of peace. The preceding message is sponsored by the Robert Gates is an effing [...]

be wary of trusting little dogs…

So last night, James was a sweetie and made us meatloaf for dinner. While we were waiting for it to cook in the oven, James was playing Rome on his PC (which he does a lot these days), and I was editing new banners for my site. Once the meatloaf was done, James fixed us [...]

God doesn’t hate anyone, Donnie

Earlier this morning, I saw a link on a friend’s LJ to a website that listed “gay bands” that should be avoided (at least according to the anti-gay website). While the list is certainly funny, like how they write “(really gay)” next to Elton John’s name, and how the Indigo Girls made it on there [...]

the christian thing to do is… (thoughts of Ted Haggard)

Here’s what I predict to be a sample of Ted Haggard’s thoughts over the past few days, and especially now. He is probably telling himself that he is doing the right thing, and there is nothing to see here folks. He is reminding himself that he is a good Christian, and there is nothing to [...]




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