I wish I really were a ninja, and didn’t have to resort to pretending:
Because if I were, I would chop this day in half! HI-YAH!!
photo courtesy of the one they call ming.
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Published by April 14th, 2008 in all about me, flickr, funnies, hotness, is it just me? and photography. 5 Commentsfixing our wireless, and will someone please smack this ass?!
Published by February 14th, 2008 in "pointless", all about me, funnies, that is so gay, the catch-all-egory and tragic. 9 CommentsThis past weekend, me and several friends ventured out to a new (as in, we had never been there new) bar called BJ Roosters for a friend’s birthday. He said that they normally had go-go dancers on Saturday night, but as it turns out, they had them on Friday night as well. While the whole [...]
reproductive fluids
Published by January 24th, 2008 in all about me, funnies and is it just me?. 2 CommentsI am taking Anatomy II this semester, and unfortunately, as with part one, there is a weekly 3 and a half hour lab that goes along with the course. So far, the lab hasn’t been that bad, albeit, it has been a little boring, because you really can’t “teach” anatomy, you just kind of go [...]
four years… and one month
Published by October 14th, 2007 in all about me, funnies, happenings and near and dear. 4 CommentsJames and I were talking this week about what we wanted to do today, to celebrate our four year anniversary.
It dawned on my just yesterday (!), that in actuality, our four year anniversary was LAST MONTH. So, here’s to four years and one month, since we both somehow forgot that our four year anniversary [...]
time to cool off with a laugh
Published by September 12th, 2007 in "pointless", funnies and the catch-all-egory. 3 CommentsThings have been pretty heated around here for a couple of days, so I thought I would share a few laughs today to hopefully cool things down. This clip is hilarious; and I can’t stop watching it! Thanks to David and Joey for introducing me to it.
I’m 100% 50/50 that this was awesome!
Pardon me while [...]
Why me? Dammit, Coke, you’ve done it again!
Published by May 17th, 2007 in cream of the crop, funnies, is it just me?, near and dear and tragic. 51 CommentsI can’t believe that this is happening again.
Why me?
It is becoming more and more clear, that I must have a target painted on my chest that says, “hey Coca-Cola, feel free to fire at will.”.
Alas, unfortunately, what I speak of is not the first betrayal of my trust in tasty beverages. Coke has forsaken [...]
fielding questions in the grocery store
Published by May 1st, 2007 in funnies, movie musings and the catch-all-egory. 6 CommentsLast night, after the gym, James and I stopped off at the Publix to pick up some necessities (i.e., booze), and I hear this woman behind me say, “excuse me gentlemen”. I usually don’t pay attention to people in places like the grocery store, because chances are, they aren’t talking to you, and you look [...]
hey troops:
Published by April 11th, 2007 in funnies, hmm interesting, is it just me?, listen up! and venting. 61 CommentsHere’s what we Americans have to say about respect, honor, and your service for our country:
FUCK YOU! Enjoy your extended stay in HELL! BWUAHAHAHAHAHA!
Great news, and support, courtesy of Mr. Robert Gates; true supporter of the troops and visionary of peace.
The preceding message is sponsored by the Robert Gates is an effing douchebag campaign. [...]
So last night, James was a sweetie and made us meatloaf for dinner. While we were waiting for it to cook in the oven, James was playing Rome on his PC (which he does a lot these days), and I was editing new banners for my site. Once the meatloaf was done, James fixed us [...]
God doesn’t hate anyone, Donnie
Published by January 30th, 2007 in funnies, is it just me?, that is so gay and tragic. 8 CommentsEarlier this morning, I saw a link on a friend’s LJ to a website that listed “gay bands” that should be avoided (at least according to the anti-gay website). While the list is certainly funny, like how they write “(really gay)” next to Elton John’s name, and how the Indigo Girls made it on there [...]
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