Comments on: why do I always attract “that girl”? http://www.duanemoody.com/2009/07/why-do-i-always-attract-that-girl/ Mon, 30 Aug 2010 19:27:59 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8 hourly 1 By: Mark http://www.duanemoody.com/2009/07/why-do-i-always-attract-that-girl/comment-page-1/#comment-73840 Mark Tue, 28 Jul 2009 23:22:41 +0000 http://www.duanemoody.com/?p=1366#comment-73840 I'm so glad this crap doesn't just happen to me. Drunk girls are the worst and they cockblock to a point where I think about smacking a Bitch! And if you put your hand in my plate you better be fucking me or related to me cause if we are not that close then I don't want you touching my food. This adorable geeky guy went off a a chick who actually picked my fork up that I was using and got some of my eggs and ate them. I was turning red and about to loose it but he yelled at her before I could. She put my fork down and I used my spoon to eat my hashbrowns and left pissed off. She came outside and asked if she could take a picture with us. He had opened the show she had gone to and I was called up on stage to sing the last song that night with one of my favorite local bands. You know singing at a rock show is so much different than anything I did in Church Choir, Chorus or Theatre. It's a bit scary! But yeah the Drunk chicks do tend to bark up the wrong trees. I know I'm too cute with my Blue eyes but that in no way means you can unbutton my shirt or sit in my lap when I am talking to guys who I may or may not want to take home with me... Grrr... OK, I'm just saying I feel your pain Duane. ::hug:: I’m so glad this crap doesn’t just happen to me. Drunk girls are the worst and they cockblock to a point where I think about smacking a Bitch! And if you put your hand in my plate you better be fucking me or related to me cause if we are not that close then I don’t want you touching my food. This adorable geeky guy went off a a chick who actually picked my fork up that I was using and got some of my eggs and ate them. I was turning red and about to loose it but he yelled at her before I could. She put my fork down and I used my spoon to eat my hashbrowns and left pissed off. She came outside and asked if she could take a picture with us. He had opened the show she had gone to and I was called up on stage to sing the last song that night with one of my favorite local bands. You know singing at a rock show is so much different than anything I did in Church Choir, Chorus or Theatre. It’s a bit scary! But yeah the Drunk chicks do tend to bark up the wrong trees. I know I’m too cute with my Blue eyes but that in no way means you can unbutton my shirt or sit in my lap when I am talking to guys who I may or may not want to take home with me… Grrr… OK, I’m just saying I feel your pain Duane. ::hug::

]]> By: cyanbane http://www.duanemoody.com/2009/07/why-do-i-always-attract-that-girl/comment-page-1/#comment-73527 cyanbane Sat, 25 Jul 2009 03:26:26 +0000 http://www.duanemoody.com/?p=1366#comment-73527 I was totally hoping the last paragraph would contain the words "TOTS!" and "right hook". I was totally hoping the last paragraph would contain the words “TOTS!” and “right hook”.

]]> By: Buck http://www.duanemoody.com/2009/07/why-do-i-always-attract-that-girl/comment-page-1/#comment-73408 Buck Mon, 20 Jul 2009 15:43:26 +0000 http://www.duanemoody.com/?p=1366#comment-73408 I'll bet she thinks she's <i>adorable</i> when she's drunk. Her friends probably tell her so, whether just to egg her on in making a fool of herself, or because they're drunk too. And who knows, maybe when she hits on <i>straight</i> guys while in that condition, it actually works or something. I’ll bet she thinks she’s adorable when she’s drunk. Her friends probably tell her so, whether just to egg her on in making a fool of herself, or because they’re drunk too.

And who knows, maybe when she hits on straight guys while in that condition, it actually works or something.

]]> By: John http://www.duanemoody.com/2009/07/why-do-i-always-attract-that-girl/comment-page-1/#comment-73407 John Mon, 20 Jul 2009 15:37:42 +0000 http://www.duanemoody.com/?p=1366#comment-73407 I don't think it's just you. There are obnoxious drunk girls everywhere. That doesn't make them any less annoying, but there it is. I don’t think it’s just you. There are obnoxious drunk girls everywhere. That doesn’t make them any less annoying, but there it is.

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