I wish I really were a ninja, and didn’t have to resort to pretending:

Because if I were, I would chop this day in half! HI-YAH!!
photo courtesy of the one they call ming.
I wish I really were a ninja, and didn’t have to resort to pretending:

photo courtesy of the one they call ming.
Yes.
Very funny.
Now … get on with the new Who review, why don’t ya?
(I keed.)
Brilliant!
You look like you’re giving that glass the look of death BEFORE you chop it in half. You’re all kinds of crazy ninja-ness!
Oh, and I’m caught up on DW now. Yay, Internets!
Love it. “Duane chops that muthafucking manhattan in half with one gulp!”
who knew you were so aggressive? what’s next, you doing ultimate fighting challenge?
so i always love when you have a serious topic to write about, like your post on anti-depressants a while back (amazing). so here’s one 4 ya, “monogamy”. thoughts? have you written about that? been having some deep conversations with people about this topic recently.
the gays are so strange about it, like they can totally understand the discipline it takes to cut out carbs for a decade, but can’t imagine cutting out casual sex, interesting to me, not a judgment, just interesting. thought you’d have a good take on it, u always do. (did i just give you homework?)