hey comcASS, suck my DICK

Fuck you Comcast!!!!!!
Fuck you Comcast!!!!!!
Fuck you Comcast!!!!!!
Fuck you Comcast!!!!!!
Fuck you Comcast!!!!!!
Fuck you Comcast!!!!!!
Fuck you Comcast!!!!!!
Fuck you Comcast!!!!!!
Fuck you Comcast!!!!!!
oh, and by the way…
Fuck you Comcast!!!!!!

Yeah, so you can probably guess; they just left my house. Not only did they only bring 1, that’s right, I said 1, cableCARD, even though I called twice to MAKE SURE that they would be bringing two, the stupid TURD that they sent out to the house acted like an asshole the entire time he was here. Basically, he explained to me, that despite that fact that the Tivo HD works on cableCARD technology, that it is actually not where you are supposed to put the cableCARD. In fact, he called his dipshit “supervisor”, who said that cableCARDS don’t go into Tivos. Wow, that’s weird, considering that I put it in the Tivo while he watched me, and gave him the access number from the Tivo cableCARD set up screen.

I have to say, that it really doesn’t bother me that I have to pay for services, but when it comes to Comcast, you get the absolute lowest of the low service, and frankly, I fucking tired of this company having me by the balls. There are no other options for cable in Atlanta, and because of the trees around our house, we are not so sure about satellite options. Why is it, if there is a non-monopoly law in the US, that shitty companies like Comcast are given free, and single, reign over regions of the country?

All I know, is that now, I have to call the Comcast “customer service” number AGAIN, so that I can set up ANOTHER appointment for another one of their fuck-face employees to bumble is dumb ass out to my house and bring me the cableCARD that today’s dipshit was supposed to bring.

Man… I really love Comcast! Fuck off assholes!

UPDATE: Probably by a HUGE mistake on their part, the dude actually brought me a multi-stream cableCARD, which means, I only need the one! HA!

17 Responses to “hey comcASS, suck my DICK”


  1. Gravatar Icon 1 Seth Aug 6th, 2007 at 5:48 pm

    I’m in a pocket of the metro area that gets Charter (and not Comcast) and I’m frightened to get the new TiVo series 3 for just this reason.

    I can see Charter screwing me on the CableCARD(s) and the service.

    The things we do for 720p (or 1080p if you’ve got the TV).

  2. Gravatar Icon 2 John Aug 6th, 2007 at 8:46 pm

    Ah, so the infamous M-Cards do exist. Hopefully the Comcast guy will bring one of those for me, too. How’s the TiVo working? Any pixelation/audio sync issues that everyone loves to bitch about on the forums?

  3. Gravatar Icon 3 duane Aug 6th, 2007 at 8:59 pm

    John, I would say that it has a “little” of that? Also, I think it is a little noticeable how “slow” the system works. There is a lot of lag time between pushing the button and something happening. Also, when you go up and down on the guide listing, it is pretty slow. I hope that it is something they will change with firmware updates in the future. Overall, I am just glad to have tivo back. I do notice that my TV quality is 100% better, and noticeably on channels that were notoriously “rough” on the comcast box (like HGTV). Overall, I am definitely happy, and I am truly thrilled that I got one of the M cards; it makes me wonder if they all are… I hope you get one too!

  4. Gravatar Icon 4 Greg Aug 6th, 2007 at 9:24 pm

    Lucky bitch, I’d give my right (and left) testicle for an M-Card… We have 2 SA cards and for some reason they didn’t activate the digital basic on the 2nd one, so over the weekend we had basic and every HD channel in both but only digital basic in 1, and making sure any digital basic channels were being recorded on that one was a massive pain…

    It’s all fixed now though… But we have that pixelization issue and it’s driving us mad, hopefully they can fix that soon enough. The problems of being on the bleeding edge, we’re basically beta testers

  5. Gravatar Icon 5 docjohnboy Aug 6th, 2007 at 9:38 pm

    Oooh an M-Card.

    Comcast’s contracting companies (the installers don’t actually work for comcast) better fucking wise-up to Cable-cards quick since the FCC is making them switch all their boxes to Cable Card.

  6. Gravatar Icon 6 John Aug 7th, 2007 at 3:48 pm

    @duane… Sounds promising!! Meant to ask before, is it a Motorola card or Scientific Atlanta?

  7. Gravatar Icon 7 dpb Aug 8th, 2007 at 6:24 pm

    This is what you get when competition is not in play… similar to how government healthcare would be.

    Yes, I went there.

  8. Gravatar Icon 8 duane Aug 9th, 2007 at 3:36 pm

    dave, that is a huge leap, buddy. HUGE.

  9. Gravatar Icon 9 dpb Aug 9th, 2007 at 3:42 pm

    It’s really not duane. Without competition, there is no reason to make sure your service is top notch, customers are stuck with your service or nothing. Just look at the DMV, USPS, or any other customer facing government agency… slow… error prone… pure crap. THAT is what you’re asking for with government healthcare.

  10. Gravatar Icon 10 Trackboy1 Aug 10th, 2007 at 12:53 am

    Great post. Comcast is evil. DirecTV here I come.

  11. Gravatar Icon 11 Fuck Comcast May 9th, 2008 at 11:26 pm

    I fucking hate comcast, their $45 a month “high speed” service is shit.

  12. Gravatar Icon 12 JOHNNYB May 20th, 2008 at 11:20 pm

    FUCK YOU COMCAST!!!!!!

  13. Gravatar Icon 13 Earth Rester Jun 17th, 2008 at 9:01 pm

    I am a big World of Warcraft player, and for 2 weeks now I have not been able to play because my internet is SO slow. I have called comcast again and again, and they have come out here again and again. They come here, mess around, say they fixed it the best they could but they will need to get more people to do stuff, and then they leave (and we never see them again untill we call a few weeks later). Nothing is ever fixed and in some cases they leave and my situation is WORSE! Now that they are out of things to fix short of the ACTUAL HARDWARE OUTSIDE THE HOUSE, they blame it on us, and say WE need to fix OUR computers! Well ya know what Comcast!?!?! FUCK YOU! YOU HALF ASSED, SECOND RATE, MOTHER FUCKING DIPSHITS!
    ….Im going Verison….

  14. Gravatar Icon 14 mother fuck comcast Jul 17th, 2008 at 12:17 am

    i havn’t got comcast yet but those mother fuker taking forever to come my house and install my fukn shit. first they said the 17th so i waited 1 whole week now the fukn 22cnd mother fuk u comcast. fucking stupid bitch asss bad service peace of shit fuking bitch.

  15. Gravatar Icon 15 Oh, HELL yes!!! Aug 1st, 2008 at 4:55 pm

    How funny!!

    Motherfuckers..what’s with this charging a month in advance SHIT?!?!?! Ya know that’s like 40% of the reason my kids and I are being evicted..

    Sons a fucking bitches and don’t even get me started on the shitty ass service they “provide”. Sometimes I wish I were more addicted to weed than the internet and I’m sorry, with 2 kids I need phone and t.v. and why the FUCK can’t I dial 911?!?!!?

    “but when it comes to Comcast, you get the absolute lowest of the low service, and frankly, I fucking tired of this company having me by the balls.” Couldn’t have said this better!! And would it kill them to send someone semi-hot? I’m stuck in the “hose” bored as shit for chrissake!!

    I mad a blingee ’specially for them here: http://blingee.com/blingee/view/66116083-FU-K-CUMCAST-

    The ONLY good thing Comcast has is internet, I only got the cable b/c we’re working out some kinks with Directv who has far, far superior customer service and HDDVR and EVERYTHING!!! If there’s any possible way to get a dish on the roof, I highly suggest it.

    COMCAST IS SHIT!!!!!!

  16. Gravatar Icon 16 Tyler Dec 20th, 2008 at 7:06 pm

    I feel you. Comcast has been absolute shit. I pay for fucking high speed internet, and this shit runs nearly as slow as dial up most hours of the day. Fucking Comcast.

  17. Gravatar Icon 17 Chett Dec 22nd, 2008 at 7:25 am

    Fuck You Comcast, you are the worst internet provider i have ever had. You’ve come to my house over 5 times in the last 4 months and have finally fixed the on-demand and internet to work at the same time… but wait, you have now fucked up anything i do online by being kicked off every 5 minutes for a week now, your repair guys blow nuts, to where i know more about how to fix your shitty hardware than you do!. I’m switching to direct tv, where even though i might get kicked off once a month because of a bad storm, it will still be only a tenth of how much i get kicked off your service. FUCK U!!!

    P.S. Fuck u, i’m also taking you off the other 4 houses i have u guys hooked up in, fuck u i’ll give my $250 a month to DTV…. bitch

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