fielding questions in the grocery store

Last night, after the gym, James and I stopped off at the Publix to pick up some necessities (i.e., booze), and I hear this woman behind me say, “excuse me gentlemen”. I usually don’t pay attention to people in places like the grocery store, because chances are, they aren’t talking to you, and you look like an idiot when you give them attention, or answer back. But in this case, she was talking to us, and I sort of half way turned around, and she continued to speak. “Excuse me, you guys look like you might know something about cars, and I need some advice, if you have a moment.”

So let me get this straight, we look like guys that might know something about cars? Is it the sweaty work out clothes we are wearing? Regardless of my inability to reasonably figure out what made us look more like two people to know about cars, we tried to help her with her problem. She needed some oil because her oil light was on, and was unsure what 10W30 vs 10W40 was, and so on. Well, we BSed our way through it (I know what MY car needs, okay!), and sent her happily on her way (don’t worry, it wasn’t all BS, we did tell her the essential, “don’t drive it much, and take it in for a change immediately”).

What I found hilarious about the situation, as did James, was that we were literally surrounded by lots of people when she approached us, and she felt that the only two gay men standing in the Publix were the ones that looked most likely to know about cars. Well, at least we look butch to someone; even if it is only because we were guys, and at the moment she needed “man’s” advice, we happened to be right in front of her. Funny stuff, I tell ya.

Also, Dreamgirls is on DVD today. Needless to say, I am getting that movie, and will be having a little musical fun tonight. Yay Jennifer Hudson!

6 Responses to “fielding questions in the grocery store”


  1. Gravatar Icon 1 dpb May 1st, 2007 at 11:00 am

    Maybe she thought that the manly mechanics at the oil-change place hated gay people so much that homo-sexuals everywhere were forced to change their own oil therefore you would know something about it.

    Or maybe she didn’t realize you were gay.

    Or maybe she still thinks gay means happy.

    You should have said something like, “Honey, I can’t tell you about oil but when it comes to lube, I’m your queen! Go on girl!”

    That would have been funny.

  2. Gravatar Icon 2 joey May 1st, 2007 at 11:30 am

    it’s the tatoos.

  3. Gravatar Icon 3 Murf May 1st, 2007 at 12:08 pm

    Nah, she probably wasn’t in the mood to be hit on so she tried to pick a guy that was safe…she must not have seen the Richard Simmons-like shorts you had on. :-)

  4. Gravatar Icon 4 Steve May 1st, 2007 at 3:22 pm

    Wow. Car repair tips AND Dreamgirls. You are well-rounded gay!

  5. Gravatar Icon 5 Doug May 1st, 2007 at 7:05 pm

    You know, I really wonder if you can tell me about my transmission…

  6. Gravatar Icon 6 Dr. Sparky May 1st, 2007 at 7:40 pm

    You two probably just looked nice.

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