First of all, I want to say, that yes, Virginia, there is a God.
Second of all, sweetie, there is also a Santa Claus, because he has delivered Christmas to duane early this year.
Britney. Spears. Finally. Filed. For. Divorce.
OMG!! I think that I just peed a littleA LOT, but despite the wetness between my legs, I think that I am the happiest person EVER!!! I am probably happier than her mom!!!! (I don’t know, I am sure she is elated). Seriously, I knew she wouldn’t desert her fans!! Thank you Britney!!! I never lost faith in you!!!
Alright, taking a Valium, and doing some breathing exercises; I don’t want to get too excited and burst into a gay blaze. Hmmmamamammama. Okay. Now, Britney, I do want to take a second to remind you that you have now set in motion your inevitable comeback… SO MAKE IT HAPPEN. I expect something fierce girl, and I know you can deliver. Also, now I can take that shitty “k-fed” off of my Britney category!! YAY!!!
Ding dong the witch is dead, she’s kicked him out, out of bed!!! YAY!!!
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OMIGOD!
Dizzy,
Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And it’s not K-Fed anymore… it’s Fed-Ex!
I know, right!!! Fed-EX! LOL!