I think that my brain is keeping itself in off mode, so I am pretty much devoid of anything substantive to say today. As for this weekend, the only thing exciting that we did was paint the front of the house (finally). UPDATE: I totally meant to, but forgot, to mention that John so graciously helped us paint the house. His help is much appreciated!!! Well, there was that one other thing, which occurred that very same night, when I was called by Brian and Dave to come out and join Mr. Pbody’s bachelor party. They were at the bowling alley, which is where I thought they would stay, but shortly after our arrival, and after one game and two pitchers, James and I found ourselves following Dave and Brian to the… wait for it… Pink Pony. I have driven by this place a 1000 times, since it is next to my work complex, and have never given a serious thought as to going in. But now I can say that we have been there.
While I did have a good time, I still don’t think I could ever get comfortable in a place where people take off their clothes and shake their “stuff” for money. I had fun taking the shots out of that girl’s boobs, and I thought it was fun to watch the ladies do their acrobatics on the poles over the bar (that one girl did like the equivalent of 50 pull ups!), but it just seemed a little weird to have naked people all around us. Maybe that’s just me. The boys seemed to all have a good time, and I don’t know which was more fun; watching the strippers, or watching me and James react to them. Either way, a good time was had… and I must say, my first strip club experience was at least an interesting one. The other reason you would never see me asking to go to a strip club, is because those places are SOOOOO expensive. I swear, I am glad they took care of us all night, otherwise I would have been out of there. Which reminds me… I need to open a strip club.
Funny thing though, James did say that he was surprised the female genitalia wasn’t larger (I don’t know why he thought it was bigger; probably because it looks bigger on TV?); because it was his first time seeing it live and in person. I, on the other hand, was not surprised at all; but that is a different story for a different time and place.
Hope everyone enjoys their Monday… I will just sit here and stare at the screen until it is over!
So that’s what happened.
I’ve been thinking about you a lot lately… I hope all is well in D-land. Funny post, I remember the first time I saw a Vag live in the “flesh”. I was mortified in its shaven splendor. I could never be a straight man. NEVAH!
Well you had a much more interesting weekend than I had, I still want to go to a female strip club but idealy not a skanky one.
Ha!! That is hilarious! Definite quote of the day potential there. And I am really interested to know what size James was expecting.
Hmm… like a Meet Your Podcasters drunken interview, perhaps?
Oh, and…
That also made me LOL. Anyhow, if you open a strip club, I will be happy to be Employee #1 if you don’t mind that I can’t dance and I would break my ankles if I tried to walk around in heels.
I’m glad you guys came out… my wallet wasn’t too thrilled but it was all worth it. Had a F’ing blast!
I still have never been to a female strip club, but the boys in town can be kinda fun. There used to a be a better class joint that actually had some style to it, but it shut down ages ago.
My brain is kinda stuck in off mode as well - and I have an interview today for a job after work that will pretty much double my salary and vacation - and the recruiter for the position has placed me at the top of her recommendation list. Time to pull it together, yes?
Until then, I’ll just stare at the screen as well…
I didn’t know that was your *first* strip club! Holy moly.
I’m glad you guys had a good time! Barry was in a terrible state when he was brought back to East Point, but he has finally recovered… and from what he remembers, he had a good time too. =)
I love going to dirty strip clubs with my boys, it is hilarious to watch them.
The last time I was at a strip club was with a bunch of oil company guys I knew from my restaurant days. Several girls I knew were working (former patrons of my nightclub) and they proceeded to get pretty friendly. A good time was had by all to the tune of $2200. I think some of the oil field boys had a hard time explaining their VISA bills to their wives. : )
First I’m going to say that I don’t remember much from that night, except for the Gretchen Ross shot girl (hot). But, I do think I remember the negotiations to convince you guys to “follow” Dave and Me. It went like this:
Me: Hey duane, what’s it going to take to get you to come to the Pony?
duane: James would never let me go.
Me: Ok.
[time passes]
Me: Hey James, what’s it going to take to get you to come to the Pony?
James: Duane would never let me go.
Me: Ok.
All: We’re going to the Pony!!
Or something like that. Anyway, it was worth dropping that much money to hear you ask the shot girl if she practiced deep throating test tube shots (classic) and to see the look on James’ face.
I still remember my first time in a straight strip bar, also for a bachelor party. My most vivid memory through the alcohol haze is still the sight of the woman who was able to tuck her voluminous breast under her armpit.
I just want to see the pictures :>)
Out of the 44 pictures I took, none were at The Pony. Odd.
44? and you only posted 5 to flickr… I wish I could have gone to the Pony… =(
Yeah, most of them were blurry no-flash photos. Very dark. Very unseeable.
Sounds like it was awesome. And conveniently planned on a weekend with a buffer day to sober up. Imagine that.
Imagine that! Barry is so smart.
I don’t think you’ll be throwing up in two cars, unless you’ve got some hidden talents we don’t know about!
Pole dancing looks like it would be the best work out ever.
Ya know, I actually found myself in a strip club in New Orleans once. One part was for women where men were dancing and one where women were dancing for the men. It was definately an experience and I’m sure that the lady that sat down at our table was probaly very sweet off the job…but damn was that girl NASTY!