I have talked about the funny things that James says when he is abruptly woken up to be taken to bed before (remember the disassociated sternum?), and last night, I was treated to another gem. Naturally, I wrote that shit down so I could bring it straight to you. We all deserve a laugh. Here’s how our exchange went:
Me: Come on baby, do you want to go to bed?
James: Huh?
Me: Let’s go to bed.
James: I just think it’s funny you know?
Me: What’s that, babe?
James: Croutons.
Me: Croutons? What’s so funny about croutons?
James: Everybody wants them. Croutons. That’s funny, you know.
I can’t wait for the next installment of “funny things James says”! (I created a new category for these gems. I will hopefully have a lot to add over time!!!)
it’s true though, everybody does want croutons…
and as a weird-ish tangent, when I read that for some reason the voice of the gekko in the geico advert popped into my head, you know the one “it’s like pie and chips for free, everyone likes pie and everyone likes chips, and its for free!” to which point I was wondering why James sounds like a geezer from the east end of London…
Truly bizarre
I want croutons!
Maybe James was dreaming about tossing your salad! :-O
That rules. This morning did you press him for what he meant?
I actually told him what he said when he kinda woke up on the way to the bedroom. His response, “Well, I guess croutons are kind of funny, you know?” Man I love that boy!
It’s so cute! Can I borrow James for a night? Please!
Croutons are not funny. They’re awesome.
lmao! You should audio record these or video tape them…too funny.
OK. That cracked me up.
I dated a Frenchman and they called the end of bread, crouton. He and his dad would fight over the crouton. In France croutons aren’t funny-they’re VERY serious business.
haha, croutons rock.