straight guys: get a pen and write this down…

I am going to fill you in on a little thing us gay guys can do that you may want to know about, or not, seeing as you can’t really do it. Whenever we are drinking, and out with girls, we can, um, grab their boobs, and it is cool, because we are gay. Don’t you wish you were gay now?? I thought so. HA! See, here I am in action: Maigh, Lori, even Seth (who really just probably felt left out and wanted to participate, since he technically doesn’t have boobs)!

Anyways… a lot of drunken debauchery and this “lesson learned”, came from last night’s APWBWGTTD. I have to say, people pick on me for hanging out with my “blogging friends”, and say that we are such dorks or whatever, but we have the best time. These people rock, ya’ll, and we always have a great time. I am SOOOO GLAD that I started going to these things, because I have made some AMAZINGLY good friends over the last several months, and I am very glad about that. Hell, I am even a member of Team AWESOME. That rules.

And on a more personal note: dave, I got your back!

12 Responses to “straight guys: get a pen and write this down…”


  1. Gravatar Icon 1 Matt Apr 14th, 2006 at 3:21 pm

    Nice! You got that right.
    Boob-grabbing along with ass-slapping and a kiss or two, even if you’ve only known the girl for a couple minutes. If I were a straight guy I would hang out at gay bars all the time, since there are always so many hot, kick-ass straight women there…

  2. Gravatar Icon 2 Robin Apr 14th, 2006 at 3:23 pm

    I have to say I don’t think a gay man has ever grabbed my boob, or at least not that I know of. I still think at least one of my ex’s is gay.

  3. Gravatar Icon 3 dpb Apr 14th, 2006 at 3:28 pm

    Thanks duane, but you don’t got my boobs? Unlike Seeth, I’ve actually got a pair! ;-)

  4. Gravatar Icon 4 bobafred Apr 14th, 2006 at 3:36 pm

    As far as I’m concerned, the positives of being gay (grabbing chick’s boobs while out drinking) don’t even come remotely close to outweighing the negatives (making out with dudes, etc). So, no, I don’t wish I were gay.

    And those people that pick on you for hanging with the bloggers probably suck and you don’t really need to be friends with them anymore.

    Have a Team AWESOME weekend!

  5. Gravatar Icon 5 duane Apr 14th, 2006 at 3:38 pm

    hey! Making out with dudes IS awesome; and, something I consider a positive of being gay. You have a team AWESOME weekend too!

  6. Gravatar Icon 6 scottk Apr 14th, 2006 at 3:47 pm

    That’s the one thing I hate about having started blogging on Maui, there is no gay blogger circle here that I know of anyway . But on a side note thats why I used to love aol chat rooms.When I moved from san jose to portland I already had established a few friends fromt the portland room so when I got there I knew people. Maybe there are other gay bloggers on maui but I dont know any .

  7. Gravatar Icon 7 Seeth Apr 14th, 2006 at 4:20 pm

    Dave, I thought you looked very svelte last night and I think you would have enjoyed Duane’s gentle caress. I sure did!

  8. Gravatar Icon 8 josh Apr 14th, 2006 at 5:32 pm

    Duane,

    I am telling Peter that you are no longer a member of the OUTRAGEOUS CHAMPIONS…. You have forsaken us.

    That is all.

  9. Gravatar Icon 9 T. Johnston Apr 14th, 2006 at 5:32 pm

    SO TRUE… and Duane you forgot to mention how after a night of getting “taugh-up” we can then pass out in a bud full of girls. Been there and done that! Great post…

  10. Gravatar Icon 10 Amber Apr 14th, 2006 at 6:27 pm

    And on a more personal note: dave, I got your back!

    Is that code for, “I’m going to fuck you from behind to help you with your repressed homosexuality?”

    Duane. Next time you see me, I expect boob grabbage. Maybe you can get one and Rusty can get the other. Hooray, I get to be the meat in an Amber sandwich!

  11. Gravatar Icon 11 Steve Apr 14th, 2006 at 7:48 pm

    I’ve never thought about that, but you’re right. Although, I have never felt inclined to do that, so I’m not *feeling* you on that, as it were. Glad you had a great time!

  12. Gravatar Icon 12 dpb Apr 15th, 2006 at 1:11 am

    No Amber, duane would just say that right out.

    repressed homosexuality? please…

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