I just watched a video on cnn.com discussing sexsomnia, a condition in which people have (or attempt to have) sex while they are asleep. While it may sound silly, and somewhat strange, I actually know someone who has (or had? I don’t know now…) this: my ex. I don’t really care to name names or call anyone out, but during our relationship, I was awakened several times with my ex trying to go downtown, if you get what I mean. Someone trying to lick your butt is never a pleasant way to wake up.
Funny thing is, he went on a trip with his dad, and they couldn’t sleep in the same bed, because he was worried that he would try to perform sleeping sex acts on his dad. That is just too much, folks. I guess the moral is to watch out for sexsomniacs… they may try to blow you while you are sleeping. (should that be converted into a PSA? just wondering…)
Hope your Monday is going awesome. I wish I were still at home!
I don’t think this has ever happened to me, but (also not to name names) someone once got drunk and rolled over the next morning and said “Did we have sex?” Yikes! Yes we did, and I didn’t know he was that drunk.
I dunno a “tossed salad” does sound like a wonderful breakfast time meal. Just saying! Great post D!
I’m sorry, I’m just not seeing the downside of this…
I think I’ve only been groped in my sleep but I have woken a guy up in special way
I agree with T. That’s NOT a good way to start your morning?
Apparently, while Chris was here visiting me, he said I was always trying to *get all up in that* WHILE I WAS ASLEEP. I honestly don’t remember any of it. Maybe I’m a Sexomniac! Please help! Then again, maybe not
Um, yeah, sometimes its kinda creepy though - especially when you wake up due to their, um, “attentions,” only to find that they’re doing it in their sleep.
Or does that just mean you’re predictable in what takes care of business?
well, for me, sexing while asleep would be a good start because I sure ain’t doing it while I’m awake.
Yeah, I’m not sure I see the problem here either. Awake, asleep, whatever…
I need to remember this excuse. It could come in handy one day. “I did what when? … Oh, sorry, I have sexsomnia.”
“Someone trying to lick your butt is never a pleasant way to wake up.” That is the line of the week. I love you for that.
I don’t even have anybody to warm my cockles, let alone to tickle my Khyber Pass while I’m asleep. Count your blessings and stop moaning, will ya? I’m boiling mad ‘ere!
Whoa! I for sure want some advanced warning before tounges go in places I’m not expecting.
Maybe the next time I have a hot guy in bed I just go for a cheap feel, and blame it on sexsomnia.
Oh, and please tell me Anderson Cooper covered this, so I can see the cute faces he makes while saying the word sexsomnia!
You apparently don’t remember reading about this 4 months ago on my blog. Should I be offended?
Oh snap! I so didn’t remember! HAHA!