(insert masculine grunts here)

Looking back: Anniversary (2 years and 6 months, ya’ll) “surprises” = excuse to buy, and install, double towel bar that we have been needing forever.

Tools required for installation:
1 insanely powerful drill that can rip off hand if you hold on to the thing that secures the bit too long.
1 double towel bar from Target, simple, and yet understated.
1 orange level, because I love orange, and it does need to be level or I will be tempted to rip it out of the wall every time I walk in the bathroom.
3 drill bits; because the first and second tries at making the toggle bolts go in were not successful.
four 6 toggle bolts; yes, I use them, because they are stronger than the crappy dry wall screws that came in the pack. Yes, you have to drill a pretty big hole in the wall just to use them. Yes, there are two that are inside the wall now. And yes, I hang everything in the house with them, because those damn dry wall anchors couldn’t hold a sock to the wall.
1 hour of frustration, cursing, moving it over another inch even though I used the pack in came in as a template, moving it over another centimeter (even though I used the pack it came in as a template); and drinking during and after the midpoint of the beginning to attempt “simply installing a towel bar”.

Result:
Towels. Are. Dry. (and not draped over the door or the shower bar).

It. Was. Worth it.

Unrelated link (but related to yesterday): I guess I’m fucked, huh?

12 Responses to “(insert masculine grunts here)”


  1. Gravatar Icon 1 kat Mar 22nd, 2006 at 10:41 am

    it does need to be level or I will be tempted to rip it out of the wall every time I walk in the bathroom

    i have the EXACT SAME reaction to things that aren’t level. gah.

  2. Gravatar Icon 2 Shan! Mar 22nd, 2006 at 10:59 am

    Your bathroom is the same colour as my living room. HOT!

  3. Gravatar Icon 3 mingaling Mar 22nd, 2006 at 11:24 am

    Nice!

  4. Gravatar Icon 4 Joe Mar 22nd, 2006 at 12:21 pm

    My uncle taught me a whole bunch of manly things, like some construction, plumbing, and drywalling. My dad taught me some electrical stuff. Doing Technical Theatre solidified all that stuff. Yet, I totaly hide the fact that I know any of this and will “act” like I don’t know any of it unless I have to.

  5. Gravatar Icon 5 Jeff Mar 22nd, 2006 at 12:56 pm

    Don’t forget the bragging rights that go with any home improvement project.

  6. Gravatar Icon 6 Robin Mar 22nd, 2006 at 1:12 pm

    Love the wall color and love the towel holder…although it appears to be a brass/gold color…is it silver?

  7. Gravatar Icon 7 Columbus Mar 22nd, 2006 at 1:50 pm

    Duane darling, have you ever tried “St.John’s wort” tablets? It’s a wild herb which is used as a spiritual aid in dispelling bad or evil spirits (no, I’m not joking, dear) and depression, too. It works on me. Try this link: http://www.hypericum.com/

    If St.John refuses to help, try canna herb…

  8. Gravatar Icon 8 duane Mar 22nd, 2006 at 2:13 pm

    Robin: Yeah, it is silver; I would NEVER do gold anything. The orange reflection makes it look sort of gold.

    Columbus: thanks! I will try it!

  9. Gravatar Icon 9 The Muse Mar 22nd, 2006 at 3:20 pm

    I think I fall more in love with you every day… ;) There’s nothing sexier than a guy that knows how to wield a level…
    I’m in a weird mood. Forgive me.

  10. Gravatar Icon 10 Jay Mar 22nd, 2006 at 4:58 pm

    Double towel bar??? They have those!!! Wow! I gotta put one in. That or get out more often to Bed, Bath and Beyond and/or Tar-chez.

  11. Gravatar Icon 11 Simon Mar 22nd, 2006 at 5:17 pm

    I need one of those, although the bf would still leave his wet towel on the floor, or the bed, or over the dining room chair…

  12. Gravatar Icon 12 Jake Mar 22nd, 2006 at 10:43 pm

    No reflection on you, but this post reminds me of something my uncle use to say: “He’s a couple of bubbles shy of plumb.”

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