Welcome to Universal Truths and Whatnots!!! Today’s segment is about things that are universally true and not at all false!! That means that they are, you guessed it, true!!! That’s right folks, I am here to bring you things that are true, no matter who says them or believes them! Things like:
–> gravity! (it does exist!)
–> math! (2+2 always = 4! cool huh??)
and one of my personal, all time favorite absolute universal truths:
–> pro-choice and pro-abortion are NOT THE SAME THING! A little known fact, that I have uncovered for today’s segment, is that pro-choice refers to freedom and the RIGHT to CHOOSE; and abortion has to do with what comes out of that choice (but only if you choose to do it! so not in every case, right? right!). Kind of like cause and effect, but only sort of, because sometimes there is no effect!! Kind of like, not wanting to eat chocolate because the effect will be fat thighs, or saying “fuck it, I love chocolate” and enjoying your fat thighs! So if you don’t agree with abortion, you can choose NOT TO HAVE ONE! SWEET!
YAY!!!
That concludes this episode of universal truths and whatnots. Thanks for stopping by and we’ll see you next time here on universal truths and whatnots; the place where all that is universally true and whatnot is uncovered!!!
WAY TO GO!
Amen.
Amen!
right on duane! it’s unbelievable how difficult it seems for so many people to differentiate between prochoice and proabortion. or i love it when people decribe themselves as “prochoice except abortion.” awesome. how does that work exactly?
Actually, 4! = 24 (sorry, I couldn’t resist.)
You said it!
Simon… you are a math nerd aren’t you? And I am not saying that like it’s a bad thing… seriously.
Wow…you figured it out! I mean gravitational theory has been debated since the 17th century. I mean the ultimate cause for such gravitational fields is still being debated. Thanks for solving that one for us Duane! I know you aren’t trying to discount intelligent falling in any way in your summation. For it also must be taught in our schools!!
Ummmm….4!=24 actually. Of course I know you didn’t mean that but in all seriousness 1+1=3 for large quantities of 1. This is to say that each number is treated as a complex number. It is pretty big jump but some out there defend this point.
It’s all about the phrasing, isn’t it?
When I was in catholic school they used the terms “anti-life” and “pro-life.”
Talk about divisive.
I love the name Simon. I want a boyfriend named Simon.
the opinion that all opinions are true is false is true…
cjg
I don’t think there’s anyone out there that is ‘pro-abortion’. I mean, there’s no one out there rooting for someone to have one.
What kind of moron could possibly think that pro-choice and pro-abortion are one and the same? I mean it takes a special kind of galactically huge dumbnitude to think that. Wow.
Heh, nice catch on 4 factorial there Simon hehehe.
Ooops, sorry Simon, 4! actually equals 256 I believe. Hmm what was this whole post about again, I forgot already.
Amen, brotha!!! You speak the truth.
Amen X 4
Hey, it was nice meeting you and James tonight. Hope to see you out again sometime.
Great post!
I only wanted to chime in for Jay:
4! = 4 x 3 x 2 x 1 = 24, not 256.
I think you get 256 if you take 4 to the fourth power, though. I don’t know how to type that into HTML.
I hate math.