Yo Mimi, drop that Pillsbury Remix! at duanemoody.com

In honor of Mariah’s success this year (did you hear, she has the top selling album of the year); and since so many people felt that I didn’t give Mariah the love she deserved (whatevs), I am bringing you “Shake It Off (Pillsbury DoughBoy Remix)”:

I gotta bake it off
Cause the cookies they ain’t playin’
You know I’m eating all my pain
Because your lovins gone away,
I just gotta bake, bake it off
Just like the Pillsbury commercial
I really gotta eat up in here
Don’t need to go nowhere
I gotta bake it off
Gotta make that move
To all the fattening foods
Appreciate all the chocolate that I have
Boy I’m gonna bake, bake it off
I’m gonna gain ten or twenty
cos boy I’m eating plenty
You know I gotta bake it off

Eat through that pain, girl! Congrats on 2005, Mariah! (I know Mariah is all thin and beautiful, so picture like a pre-stomach surgery Carnie Wilson covering it or something, geez).

And this in no way means I don’t like fat girls, so don’t even go there folks. Who else do you think helped me come out of the closet?

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5 Responses to “Yo Mimi, drop that Pillsbury Remix!”

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1 Vince Dec 30th, 2005 at 4:01 pm

Are you a Mariah hater? Bless you, dear dear boy.
2 Ted Dec 30th, 2005 at 4:20 pm

I know this makes me a horrible person BUT… I really like the psychotic Mariah Carey. The one that was always have nervous breakdowns and stripping on MTV and posting crazy stuff on her Web site. That to me is fun. Successful Mariah is boring.
3 duane Dec 30th, 2005 at 4:51 pm

Vince, No, I am not a hater… I actually LOVE Shake it Off. I just thought it was funny.

Ted, me too!!! I want more “cribs” Mariah… “excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable” (like nothing at all!) You go crazy Mariah!
4 Matt S. Dec 30th, 2005 at 5:36 pm

I loves me some MiMi! She totally dominated the charts in 05!

Have a fantastic New Year’s Eve Duane, have fun and be safe!
5 Kiss My Mike Dec 31st, 2005 at 1:28 pm

Me love Mimi’s music videos.

I just noticed that she likes having a wetlook scene in her videos.

Oh and the “leaning against the wall” scene too.

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