How I found out what NOT to watch with family…

James and I decided to get some movies last night, and we went with movies that we hadn’t seen but wanted to see. So we picked, of all things, Unleashed, Serenity, and the 40 Year Old Virgin. Oh yeah, that’s right, the 40 Year Old Virgin. I had seen the previews, and it looked pretty funny, but even though I knew the subject would be sex, I never expected what we got. The movie is pretty much one of the most crass and inappropriate movies I have ever seen. The overuse of the word “fuck” is only outdone by overuse of the word “pussy”. Nice. Imagine all of this with James, me, and his mom and dad. I think that a highlight was when James’ mother described the fact that the main character had an erection, as a “slight problem”. James’ father followed up with, “I think they call that a Woody, dear.” Ah, yet another lesson I have learned; if you don’t know exactly what you are getting, don’t rent a movie that is potentially only about sex to watch with your partner’s sixty-year old parents. There was more than a little egg on our faces… But hey, all in the spirit of the holiday season, right?

13 Responses to “How I found out what NOT to watch with family…”


  1. Gravatar Icon 1 T. Johnston Dec 25th, 2005 at 7:27 pm

    HOW FUNNY!

  2. Gravatar Icon 2 Matt S. Dec 25th, 2005 at 9:13 pm

    That sounds a little uncomfortable! Merry Christmas Duane!

  3. Gravatar Icon 3 Dennis! Dec 26th, 2005 at 12:26 am

    Better egg on your face than that other stuff that Steve Carrell got on his face in the bathroom….

    The movie was horrid, and the only solace I take from having watched it was the pleasure of seeing Paul Rudd’s ass up-close and zoomed in.

  4. Gravatar Icon 4 lefty Dec 26th, 2005 at 1:16 am

    is there really such a thing as overusing the words “fuck” and “pussy”?

    i loved the movie. the waxing of the chest was about the funniest thing i’d seen in a long time.

  5. Gravatar Icon 5 Rusty Dec 26th, 2005 at 8:39 am

    Haha, you said “inappropriate.” That’s such a parents thing to say.

  6. Gravatar Icon 6 Robin Dec 26th, 2005 at 9:05 am

    Still I loved that movie…the funniest movie I’ve seen in years but then again I didn’t watch it with my parents.

  7. Gravatar Icon 7 Byron Dec 26th, 2005 at 12:32 pm

    Merry Christmas Duane! This made me laugh and cringe at the same time. The relationship that I have with my parents is quite proper and the thought of watching something like this with them makes me shudder… You’re a brave man, Duane Moody!

  8. Gravatar Icon 8 Ted Dec 26th, 2005 at 12:44 pm

    I watched Scary Movie 1, 2 or 3 (can’t remember which one) with my mom. It was filled with sex jokes and naked women. At first I was uncomfortable but my mom was laughing so hard that I forgot about being uncomfortable and joined her in laughing my ass off.

  9. Gravatar Icon 9 Amber Dec 26th, 2005 at 1:44 pm

    I thought the movie was pretty stupid, although there were a few funny moments. (A very few.)

  10. Gravatar Icon 10 jeff Dec 26th, 2005 at 8:41 pm

    I watched Monsters Ball with my cousin and her husband (big mistake). When Billy Bob and Halle Berry started going at it like weasels at a clambake I just about ran out of the theatre. I can’t remember if it was me or her that said it first, “don’t let Grandma see this one”.

  11. Gravatar Icon 11 Persian Guy Dec 26th, 2005 at 9:37 pm

    I didn’t mind it so much, was kind of funny. I saw it in the theatre, sometimes that makes a difference.
    :(

  12. Gravatar Icon 12 Katie Dec 27th, 2005 at 2:57 pm

    I once made the mistake of watching “Goodfellas” with my grandparents. Everytime someone said Fuck (like every three seconds) I would cringe. Not good.
    Hope you had a lovely holiday!

  13. Gravatar Icon 13 ted Dec 30th, 2005 at 2:38 am

    Okay, I probably wouldn’t watch it with my mom, mostly because she would talk all the way through it, asking, “What did he say?” But the movie is fantastic. It’s got a helluva lot of potty humor, but it’s inside a really sweet story about a sweet guy. So much better than something like the Wedding Crashers or whatnot, about horrible people who somehow get the girl. But whatev. Sounds like an awful evening. Next time, rent “The Sound of Music.”

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