Okay, so I lied when I said earlier that there was nothing of real interest to talk about today… big mistake. First of all, I want to give a warm and happy birthday shout to Britney on start of her 24th year. Happy birthday girl!! But this year, Britney must have been feeling generous, because I believe that she has given me the present that I have been asking her for, for the last year and a half; apparently, she kicked K-Fed to the curb. Apparently, he had someone come over to the house so that he could buy some pot, and Brit ain’t goin’ be having that shit around little SP, so she kicked his ass out. WOO HOO!!!! Now, I guess I do want to ask Britney something, you listening honey? 
Why did it take you this long to realize that this guy is a complete fuck up and a total piece of white trash?!?!?! He is a DOG! You should have kicked him out ages ago! But… I must say, thank you for doing it now. The madness has gone on long enough. Now, you can focus all of your time and energy on getting back to your sexified self. I provided you with some examples, so you can see what I mean. I love you, wish you a happy birthday, and thank you from the bottom of my heart for getting rid of the Fed. Just make it stick girlfriend… in this case, it is probably better that this baby don’t know his father. I’m just saying…
thanks josh!
Brit’s Birthday Songs:
Britney - Toxic (that’s right girl, you tell K-Fed that he is Toxic!)
Britney - And then we Kiss (Junkie XL remix)
Britney - Don’t Let Me Be The Last To Know (Hex Hector Remix)
Britney - Stronger (Mac Quayle Remix)
FINALLY! Now she has to try to rebuild her career…. if it can be!
In Monday’s post discussing how straights are protecting the marriage “institution,” I mentioned these two — although the post was mostly about Nick and Jessica.
And I quote:
“2. A same-sex marriage is not the best environment to raise children. Nick and Jessica at least were smart enough to not have children — or at least not any we know about together. Nick looks like the player type, so he probably has at least one bastard kid roaming around Kansas or whatever venue his crappy band use to play. But these two do have a child together, and they’ll be divorced by New Year’s.”
“These two” contained a link to Britney and what’s-his-name. “By New Year’s”? Ha! The papers will be served by Christmas.
Of course, the cynical side says lil Brit was jealous the spotlight was on Jessica and she grabbed it back.
http://breakfast-at-tiffanys.blogspot.com/2005/11/those-wacky-straights.html#comments
I’m sorry but she looks so slutty in those pictures and so full of herself.
As far as K-Fed I could slap her. Hello! Realize the guy is a tool BEFORE you have his baby. I hate people.
Duane, you are too funny for caring… As for Britney, her decision-making skills (especially around husband selection and quick baby making actions) demonstrates that sometimes, you can take the girl out of the country, but you can’t take the county-idiot out of the girl. Her doll should speak and it could/should say “Sometimes, lessons are harsh.” Parenthood is so strange - I bet that he thought pot was okay since they probably smoked up together while on tour before…
Duane, post more pics of Britney *drool* LOL
She kicked him out for good? She should have done that since day one.
For your listening pleasure…
http://www.m-1.us/Boss_Hoss04-Toxic.mp3
“Combining two recent trends here at m4m (music for maniacs) - country/hip-hop fusion, and weird covers, may I now present Boss Hoss, a German (!) country band that covers rap & pop hits. Their album “Internashville Urban Hymns,” debuted at No. 11 on the German charts, so it’s not all Hasselhoff over there. ”
http://musicformaniacs.blogspot.com/2005/10/boss-hoss-update.html
She looks “slutty”? I assume you mean that in a negative way…
Why? Because she’s showing some skin?
Of course, I must qualify all this with the fact that I don’t particularly care for Britney or her music, nor her perpetuation of the currently popular unrealistic beauty “standard.” But… it raises my hackles when someone calls someone else “slutty,” so, I had to start somethin’, oh yes I did.
K-fed was her sean penn. bad boys go, that’s a given. can you believe she is only 24, that’s so scandalous to me. 24, damn.
I agree with Amber, you say slutty like it’s a bad thing. I don’t think that she is trying to look debonair, or sleek; she is going for sexy, and she totally nails it. I think that many times we equate sexy with slutty, but I disagree, in those pictures, she is sexy. Hookers are slutty. And cool. Yeah, slutty and cool. But Brit is very, very sexy. I can’t believe I just typed all that…
Well, this all got me thinking - what do people mean when they say “slutty”?
To me, it’s a pretty pointless word, when used negatively (which is how it is usually used). However, I think it’s awesome that self-aware, sexually confident people are reclaiming the word in a positive sense. Oh hell, I’ll just do a blog post of my own on this topic… /)
The funny thing is I like Christina but I don’t like Britney. I guess it just seems like Britney is all about showing off her body and there is some singing and dancing in there. I’m curious what she will do now that she has a baby…will her whole imagine change?
Maybe slutty wasn’t the right word for it but it was all I could think of at the time. I have no problem with showing skin I think it’s more the look on her face like “fuck me please.”
Well, I was going to say, what’s wrong with a “fuck me please” look - but I don’t want to look like I am unnecessarily giving Robin shit, because that’s not my intention. So, like I said, I’ll lay off and do a post on my own blog.