greetings… from Tennessee

ho, ho, ho; or some shit...Wassup bitches? I am writing you from my home for the next couple of days; Nashville, TN. James and I are home with his rents for the holidays, and well, let’s just say, we are here. I am still working on my end of year charts that I mentioned earlier, and hope to bring them to your salivating lips shortly. Hope that everyone out there in the blogoshere is having a happy holidays (ha! I ain’t no hypocrite!); and I hope that if you are home with yours or the partner’s rents, you are having a good time, are drinking, or both. Everything is more fun when you are drinking! I just can’t wait till it gets a little later, so that I can drink without looking like an alcoholic… we all have to make good impressions.

Another good reason for me to get my drink on, is the very real threat that James has thrown out; his family goes “caroling” at midnight on Christmas Eve. Um, can I get a big order of “hell”, and you can put that in a “to the naw” so I can take it to go? This queen only carols of it involves lots and lots of alcohol. Hey, you know what, that is something to carol about. It would probably go a little something like this; “Bartender, can I please have 12 buttery nipples, 11 jager shots, 10 kamikaze’s, 9 vodka tonics, 8 dry martinis, 7 black and tans, 6 bud lights, 5 Irish car bombs!!!!, 4 scotch and sodas, 3 apple-tinis, 2 margaritas, and one long island iced tea” (sung in the key of “the 12 days of Christmas”) Can I start a tab? Uh, James’ parents will be picking up the bill. Happy Holidays bitches!

13 Responses to “greetings… from Tennessee”


  1. Gravatar Icon 1 Amber Dec 24th, 2005 at 6:34 pm

    You are so like dooce now, posting pictures of your dog with holiday lights on him (her?).

    I expect a full recap of the caroling!

  2. Gravatar Icon 2 T. Johnston Dec 24th, 2005 at 7:09 pm

    OMA GAWD… how cute is that doggie! A-dor-a-bile. Happy Christmas to you and yours!

  3. Gravatar Icon 3 mingaling Dec 24th, 2005 at 7:16 pm

    Haha! My mom’s boyfriend couldn’t take her to midnight mass, and I *offered* to do so instead… stone cold sober! That deserves Daughter of the Year!

  4. Gravatar Icon 4 duane Dec 24th, 2005 at 7:32 pm

    Amber, I hope I don’t want to end up like dooce! (canned from the job) Cute doggies with lights are always a good thing…

    Happy Holidays back Terry! And everyone!

    Lori, you deserve SAINTHOOD for that.

  5. Gravatar Icon 5 Ted Dec 24th, 2005 at 9:46 pm

    It’s amazing what people will do after a few shots of Jaeger. Believe me, do a few and you’ll be singing JOY TO THE WORLD!!! Merry Christmas!

  6. Gravatar Icon 6 David Dec 25th, 2005 at 1:38 am

    Wow, that’s an excellent list. How much potential parental-bonding time did you spend coming up with it? ;)

  7. Gravatar Icon 7 Chris Glass Dec 25th, 2005 at 4:06 am

    Blitzen! or is that Donner?

  8. Gravatar Icon 8 Dennis! Dec 25th, 2005 at 5:00 am

    Happy holidays!

    And the dog reminds of me Santa’s Little Helper.

  9. Gravatar Icon 9 Jake Dec 25th, 2005 at 10:32 am

    Merry Christmas and happy holidays, Duane!

  10. Gravatar Icon 10 kat Dec 25th, 2005 at 10:50 am

    now that’s the kind of caroling i can stand behind!

    happy, happy holidays, duane.

  11. Gravatar Icon 11 JaySix Dec 25th, 2005 at 2:28 pm

    How cute! Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, Duane!!

  12. Gravatar Icon 12 wendy Dec 25th, 2005 at 3:18 pm

    Merry Christmas guys!! Love the picture…how many beers for him did it take to snap that shot??
    Hope the voice is still working today after all of the singing. You can remember “caroling” in NC can’t you?? It happened every Christmas…come on…I know you are growing old but who could forget those Christmas songs. With a 24 pack and one or two fifths - our family had the singing to a fine art. The yelling at the dogs, screaming at us the kids and the being nice to one another. What joys we had…remember?? Now that should help you enjoy the time with the inlaws!! I’m sure you didn’t get the “Christmas Call” from the parents since you are in TN. Mine was ok this year - but I’m still in the dog house - might have gone over better if I had been at your house?? Same guilt trip about not wanting to be with the family - WHAT?? Who’s family?? I don’t even think Grandma is going to dad’s tonight…can’t blame her either!! Have a safe trip back home.
    Oh well, Merry Happy HoliChristmas Days!! Love ya!!

  13. Gravatar Icon 13 Robert Dec 28th, 2005 at 7:18 pm

    1) Damn! That dog, so cute.
    2) Can’t believe that you saw the 40 Year Old Virgin with your boy’s parents. Awkward!
    3) Doesn’t the Aquarium rock. Just loved most of it. Not all, but most everything about it.

    Happy Holidays.

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