Wassup bitches? I am writing you from my home for the next couple of days; Nashville, TN. James and I are home with his rents for the holidays, and well, let’s just say, we are here. I am still working on my end of year charts that I mentioned earlier, and hope to bring them to your salivating lips shortly. Hope that everyone out there in the blogoshere is having a happy holidays (ha! I ain’t no hypocrite!); and I hope that if you are home with yours or the partner’s rents, you are having a good time, are drinking, or both. Everything is more fun when you are drinking! I just can’t wait till it gets a little later, so that I can drink without looking like an alcoholic… we all have to make good impressions.
Another good reason for me to get my drink on, is the very real threat that James has thrown out; his family goes “caroling” at midnight on Christmas Eve. Um, can I get a big order of “hell”, and you can put that in a “to the naw” so I can take it to go? This queen only carols of it involves lots and lots of alcohol. Hey, you know what, that is something to carol about. It would probably go a little something like this; “Bartender, can I please have 12 buttery nipples, 11 jager shots, 10 kamikaze’s, 9 vodka tonics, 8 dry martinis, 7 black and tans, 6 bud lights, 5 Irish car bombs!!!!, 4 scotch and sodas, 3 apple-tinis, 2 margaritas, and one long island iced tea” (sung in the key of “the 12 days of Christmas”) Can I start a tab? Uh, James’ parents will be picking up the bill. Happy Holidays bitches!
You are so like dooce now, posting pictures of your dog with holiday lights on him (her?).
I expect a full recap of the caroling!
OMA GAWD… how cute is that doggie! A-dor-a-bile. Happy Christmas to you and yours!
Haha! My mom’s boyfriend couldn’t take her to midnight mass, and I *offered* to do so instead… stone cold sober! That deserves Daughter of the Year!
Amber, I hope I don’t want to end up like dooce! (canned from the job) Cute doggies with lights are always a good thing…
Happy Holidays back Terry! And everyone!
Lori, you deserve SAINTHOOD for that.
It’s amazing what people will do after a few shots of Jaeger. Believe me, do a few and you’ll be singing JOY TO THE WORLD!!! Merry Christmas!
Wow, that’s an excellent list. How much potential parental-bonding time did you spend coming up with it?
Blitzen! or is that Donner?
Happy holidays!
And the dog reminds of me Santa’s Little Helper.
Merry Christmas and happy holidays, Duane!
now that’s the kind of caroling i can stand behind!
happy, happy holidays, duane.
How cute! Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, Duane!!
Merry Christmas guys!! Love the picture…how many beers for him did it take to snap that shot??
Hope the voice is still working today after all of the singing. You can remember “caroling” in NC can’t you?? It happened every Christmas…come on…I know you are growing old but who could forget those Christmas songs. With a 24 pack and one or two fifths - our family had the singing to a fine art. The yelling at the dogs, screaming at us the kids and the being nice to one another. What joys we had…remember?? Now that should help you enjoy the time with the inlaws!! I’m sure you didn’t get the “Christmas Call” from the parents since you are in TN. Mine was ok this year - but I’m still in the dog house - might have gone over better if I had been at your house?? Same guilt trip about not wanting to be with the family - WHAT?? Who’s family?? I don’t even think Grandma is going to dad’s tonight…can’t blame her either!! Have a safe trip back home.
Oh well, Merry Happy HoliChristmas Days!! Love ya!!
1) Damn! That dog, so cute.
2) Can’t believe that you saw the 40 Year Old Virgin with your boy’s parents. Awkward!
3) Doesn’t the Aquarium rock. Just loved most of it. Not all, but most everything about it.
Happy Holidays.