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Lindsay Lohan:
11) Because she has a cool nickname; LiLo. (watch out JLo.)
10) Because she can sing quite well. (I have her CD, and I like most of it.)
9) Because she is loaded. (like, totally rich, ya’ll) Because she was in Mean Girls.
7) Because she can really act. (if you don’t like her, tough, it is still true.)
6) Because she has great hair. (at least when it is red).
5) Because she gets to go out on the town and just be a superstar every day. (I want to be a superstar, specifically a superstar teen queen in a feud with Hilary Duff.)
4) Because she has a hot body and big boobs. (I don’t have boobs, so it might be fun, right? And everyone wants a hot body.)
3) Because she was in Mean Girls. (oh yeah, that’s right, I love Mean Girls)
2) Because she has a black Mercedes. (well, had a black Mercedes)
and the number one reason…
1) Because she is awesome.

And those are the top eleven reasons I want to be Lindsay Lohan. I don’t care if you like her or not, this isn’t the top eleven reasons you want to be Lindsay Lohan, it is the top eleven reasons I want to be Lindsay Lohan. I think that this may have something to do with my watching Herbie: Fully Loaded last night. But whatever; LiLo Rocks!

LiLo Radio:
Lindsay Lohan — Confessions of a Broken Heart
Lindsay Lohan — First
Lindsay Lohan — Rumors

Yeah, I admitted my love for Lindsay; don’t hate.

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hancock 3/5

2008-12-28 21:27

I liked it, but it was a bit weird. Not what I was expecting at all. However, I read a review that said it was like watching the pilot, and then the first episode of a show, and I couldn't agree more. After it was over, I wanted to see where it would go next (in the third episode), but instead, it was over.

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kung fu panda 4.5/5

2008-12-18 21:49

Okay, I was not expecting this movie to be this great! I was laughing out loud, and had a blast watching it. The animation is beautiful, and the humor in the story is great. What a fun movie!

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mamma mia! 3.5/5

2008-12-16 21:53

While it was a good, campy movie, it was almost too over the top. Also, HOW did Pierce Brosnan get this role? He CANNOT sing!! My favorite number from the movie was Lay All Your Love On Me; it was positively fantastic!

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the dark knight 4.5/5

2008-12-15 21:52

I loved it. Heath Ledger was absolutely terrifying as the Joker; it was like watching someone truly crazy just be crazy. The only part I didn't like was how they portrayed Two Face. Other than that, another great Batman movie. Glad they reinvigorated the series.

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wanted 4.5/5

2008-12-03 21:31

Pure adrenaline and special effects goodness. The story is good, but I would like to have seen it end a little differently. James McAvoy's character is very, very likable too.

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1 fat asian baby Nov 2nd, 2005 at 3:27 pm

so i’m failing to understand how it is the jared leto has managed to nail both l.lo and scarjo. granted i had a huge crush on jordan catalano in like, 1996, but that was almost ten years ago. really. it just boggles the mind.
2 Jay Nov 2nd, 2005 at 3:39 pm

You GO girl!
3 Robin Nov 2nd, 2005 at 3:50 pm

I like her…I think I could have the potention to be her in another life. I have the big boobs, the freckles, a little red in my hair and the potential for a hot body.
4 Matt S. Nov 2nd, 2005 at 4:06 pm

Bitch is totally crazy, but you gotta love her for it, because she makes crazy so hot!
5 Amber Nov 2nd, 2005 at 9:55 pm

This might be your gayest post ever.
6 duane Nov 3rd, 2005 at 12:40 am

Amber, it may be, but don’t think that I can’t “top that”… Oh yeah, I referenced Teen Witch, what you want to do about it?
7 Matt Nov 3rd, 2005 at 10:20 am

Ahh - so sweet. You LOVE her! You big softie.

I started thinking about it after reading this post, and I realized that I’ve only seen one Lilo movie in my life - The Parent Trap. And that’s only because my niece loves it. She’s so damn cute in that movie doing her sweet little British accent.
I’ve really got to see Mean Girls!
8 Byron Nov 3rd, 2005 at 2:08 pm

Everybody was to be a skinny bitch like me!
9 Katie Nov 3rd, 2005 at 3:57 pm

I developed a new appreciation for her post “Mean Girls”, but “Herbie Fully Loaded” seemed like a step in the wrong direction.
10 Vince Nov 3rd, 2005 at 10:47 pm

But what we really want to know is if you’d rather be Paris or Nicole!
11 duane Nov 4th, 2005 at 12:27 am

Oh Vince!!! What a hard question… Can I pass?? Seriously, I can’t make up my mind on that one… WHOA!
12 Pop Muse Nov 7th, 2005 at 1:36 am

…HAVE YOU SEEN CONFESSIONS OF A TEENAGE DRAMA QUEEN? i watched it tonight and she even made that piece of shit watchable, secretly love her too!

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