You know, they always say that you have to be able to change a tire to consider yourself a man, and as of today, I can cross that one off of my list. I came out to notice that my poor little car had a flat, and I decided the best way to handle that would be to take it off, and take it in to a tire shop. That required that I: jack up the car (oh you manly brute!), screw off the lug nuts (look at those muscles), pull off the tire (*girlish scream*), and put air in it to test it out (several women, and other gay men, just fainted). I actually am kind of proud of it, and I felt the need to kick something, spit, and or drink a beer right after I was finished.
But honestly I never need an excuse to drink beer; who does? But any way… I felt the need to document this little achievement in my manhood-ness… and I think that my lesbian friends will agree… this firmly cements my lesbian-hood-ness as well. (was the use of hood appropriate in there?)
Update: This is the FIRST, absolute first, time that I have ever had a flat, AND the first time that I have ever gotten car work done; and it was free!!! Bonus!
Way to go!!! I’m sure you needed 4 beers after that hard moment of labor that broke a sweat on your brow. Please make sure you wash your hands well and remove the dirt from under your nails before you go to work on Monday. You have now proven your lesbian-hood-ness and to complete this test you need to wear your tank-top and blue jeans out tonight…all the girls will LOVE YOU!!
Still don’t believe it.
Well, you better believe it, cause it happened. And, I got dirty, at least my hands did. Oh yeah, that’s right. Believe that too!!!
And Wendy, unfortunately, it is a Georgia law that we cannot buy alcohol on Sunday (which is one of the dumbest laws ever!), so I had to settle for a daiquiri. Does that count? And I don’t even own a tank top… =o)
I guess that daiquiri will have to do since you live in such a backwards state - not too unlike N.C. I must say. I couldn’t see you in a tank top anyways - but that would have sealed the deal for sure. I can believe you changed the tire but I’m sure it was not a pleasant sight. You should have taken pictures of that special event so we all could have witnessed your coming out day!!
Does this mean you are no longer my female version? Wait! I learned to change a tire about 8 years ago.
Nevermind.
I swear, sometimes I think I just want to hear my own voice. Wait, how would that line translate to blog posting?